2015-05-26

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S LETTER TO HIS SON'S TEACHER...


He will have to learn, i know, that all men are not true. But teach him also that for every Scoundrel there is a hero, that for every selfish politician, there is a dedicated leader.
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Teach him that for every enemy there is a friend.
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Teach him that a dollar earn is of more value than five found.
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Teach him to learn lose and to enjoy winning. Steer him away from envy if you can.
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Teach him the secret of quiet laughter.
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Teach him the wonder of books. But also give him quiet time to ponder the eternal mystery of birds in the sky, bees in the sun, and flowers on a green hillside.
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In school,teach him to know that it is more honorable to fail than to cheat.
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Teach him to have faith in his own ideas, even if everyone tells him they are wrong. Teach him to be gentle with gentle people and tough with tough people.
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Try to give him the strength on the bandwagon.
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Teach him to listen to all men but teach him also to filter all he hears on a screen of truth and take only the good that comes through.
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Teach him how to laugh even when he is sad.
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Teach him there is no shame in tears.
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Teach him to close his ears to a howling mob and to stand and fight if he thinks he is right.
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Treat him gently but do not cuddle him because only the test of fire makes fine steel.
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Let him have the courage to be impatient and let him have the patience to be brave.
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Teach him always to have sublime faith in his creator and faith in himself too, because then he will always have faith in man kind...
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PIX: APC House of Reps members-elect hold retreat

APC House of Representative members-elect held a retreat today in Abuja where they were charged by the party leadership to ensure that they canvass for all round change in the affairs of Nigeria. More photos after the cut...


FUNNY HIGHLIGHTS IN THE ONGOING 1ST J M C OGBUKA ANNUAL MOOT COURT ADVOCACY COMPETITION.


 CHIEF JUDGE RESORTS TO IGBO LANGUAGE WHILE DELIVERING JUDGEMENT



I thought that the name Onyeabor was a name per se not until onday 18th May. Just as usual I jumped inside the honourable court, behold, E.T. Onyeabor was presiding. Initially I thought he was delivering an inaugural lecture until my friend – that girl (find out) put me through. The erudite judge was addressing the issue of preliminary objection raised by the lead counsel of Zenith chambers as to the facts that the statement of claim submitted by the plaintiff revealed no cause of action. The judge took the pains of examining the issue at lengths. Coming to the final verdict, guess what, the chief judge said ‘this issue is strong and goes to the root of the matter because the issue of LACK OF CAUSE OF ACTION invariably touches on the jurisdiction of the court and if a court lacks jurisdiction, it cannot embark on a futile journey, it cannot exercise the jurisdiction that has been lost because you cannot put something on nothing and expect it to stand. So, if a court lacks jurisdiction, it is impotent in law and accordingly the suit will be struck out – agbasaa uka onye obula alaba!!! Lol!!!. That notwithstanding, I must tell you that the judge in question is an epitome of sagacity.

COUNSEL RAISES MORE THAN THIRTY OBJECTIONS IN 15 MINUTES…

Emmm, (clears throat) I doubt whether the thing reach 30 shaaaa, but de guy too dey raise objection. Were you in court on Monday? You missed something. You needed to have seen this counsel arguing his case. As I sat at the end of that Coscharis room 3, his argument kept reminding me of something – “that when a vibrant lawyer appears before an erudite judge, even the waters of the law becomes troubled” (emphasis is mine). it was actually tough between him and the judges, however, following one of his objections, the court awarded him 30mks.

COUNSEL DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO OPEN HIS CASE…

Well, I will personally pardon her for one thing. She always made careful and critical objections and observations; however when it was her turn to open her case, the court witnessed the most boring moment ever in any kind of proceeding – indicative of the fact that she lacks the knowledge of the rudiments of court processes and procedures. She is neither beautiful nor ugly but what nature denied her in terms of beauty, she made up with her eloquence, in fact her eloquence is unparalleled. Cute, right? (sips chapman).

PRESIDING JUDGE, CRACKS A FAT JOKE…

When a hand shake exceeds the elbow, they say it becomes an arrest but when a counsel goes to court unprepared, what happens? (find out). It was a hot Tuesday afternoon, the court room was almost full, some of the senior counsel as they are called trooping in and taking their leave almost at the same time. Counsel on the various sides already seated, some of them still leafing furiously over countless no of pages as if the mooting took them unawares (you needed to have seen the sizes of those books , very intimidating).
Outside the court, I simply referred to him as Sir. Onovo (that impartial LECOM chairman - emeritus). His residence has always been a comfortable niche where thorny issues that often dribbled my Lilliputian mind are resolved. Soon after appearances were entered and the proceedings well begun, a sonorous voice thundered, counsel, are you sure that you were not paid to come here and mess up your chambers? The voice continued: you are consistently forcing me to albeit against my wish deduct marks from your chambers and if this continues you may end up having minus and accordingly your hope of becoming a SAUN will be elusive. The court room was thrown into a barrage of laughter despite the traditional – order! Order! Touted by the court clerk as if he was not amused (make I hear say the guy no laf). Yes, Sir. Onovo was the presiding judge and as well he was the one cracking this joke. Well our correspondents gathered that the counsel in question is one of the UNSBA presidential… if you put “aspirant na u sabi”.

AN ARMY CAPTAIN HAS NEVER BEEN TO KADUNA

Mehn, cross-examination no be here. Guess what happened? One of my friend appeared as a witness on Wednesday. As expected he prepared his mind very well-appearing as a captain in Nigeria army and expecting the normal traditional court questions. However that erudite lead counsel, Ginikanwa Esq aked an unusual question “captain, have been to kaduna before?” thinking he was right , my guy quickly gave an “affirmative no” as an answer. The pragmatic question here seems to be; if you are a captain in the Nigerian army and you have never been to the headquarters, then where were you made a captain? And by who? lol

WITNESS FORGETS HER OFFICE ADDRESS…

PROSECUTION LOOSES THEIR CASE ON GROUNDS OF FAULTY STATEMENT OF CLAIM….

FUEL PRICE RISES TO #280 IN PORT HARCOURT...

COURT {protracted session] ENDS BY 10:15 PM…

I.S.G ENJOINS ASPIRANTS TO SAY NO TO BITTER POLITICS AND CHARACTER ASSASINATION…

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2015-05-22

Photos: Music star Kcee hawks MTN recharge cards on the streets

Singer Kcee was spotted early this morning along the major streets of Lagos where he went to sell MTN recharge cards and also to interact with his fans. As a brand ambassador of MTN, he used himself as an example and encouraged his numerous fans never to give up but rather be focused and hard working and also to believe in themselves because this world Na turn by turn according to him. More photos after the cut...


PIX: Trekkers Oladele Nihi, Gloria & Ify arrive Otuoke, Bayelsa

Oladele Nihi and his fellow trekkers, Gloria and Ify arrived president Jonathan's home town of Otuoke, Bayelsa state this afternoon. Residents of the community came out to welcome them. They are currently at the palace of the king of Otuoke. More photos after the cut...
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Embattled Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, today booked herself on a British Airways flight to London with Nigeria’s President-Elect, Muhammad Buhari, who sources claimed was on an scheduled trip. Muhammadu Buhari
Diezani had been billed to travel to the UK next week Tuesday according to a source, however upon learning that Buhari was traveling to London, she asked the airline to book her on the same flight as Buhari so that she could have a chance to discuss directly with the President-Elect. The British Airways flight departed Abuja this morning at 9:00am Nigerian time.
Several aides and close associates of Buhari said they were surprised to learn of the trip since they were with him till 7PM last night shortly after he arrived from his hometown, Duara.
A family source revealed that Buhari was traveling to London for the weekend and is expected back in Nigeria on Tuesday in time for the swearing in ceremonies.

2015-05-19

Governors attending Nigeria’s Governors’ Forum took aim at Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, in a statement released from the proceedings yesterday. The Forum, presided over by its Chairman Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State, was held at the Transcorp Hilton Hotel in Abuja.
The statement expressed outrage, questioned her integrity, and demanded that she give an explanation regarding the missing $20 billion from the state coffers.
The Governors’ Forum statement is the latest development centered on the controversial PriceWaterhouseCoopers (PwC) audit of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), which was spurred by Lamido Sanusi exposing to the public the missing money. Sanusi, now the Emir of Kano, was sacked by President Jonathan for blowing the whistle on the mission $20 billion.
Governor Amaechi demanded action from Okonjo-Iweala on the missing money in a statement that “In the light of the facts that funds in the Excess Crude Account were last disbursed in May 2013, there is need for the Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala to provide explanations for accruals to this account from June 2013 to April 2015 which is estimated at over $20billion."
Governor Amaechi also announced that a Governors’ Forum Academy called the “NGF Leadership Academy” would be set up, and will be responsible for leadership development targeting governors and public officials.
Governor Abdulaziz Yari of Zamfara State was also elected Chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum, which was also announced by outgoing Chairman Amaechi.
Governor Yari was elected by consensus to serve as Chairman for one year. He has been Deputy Chairman of the Forum but no one has been appointed to replace that role, according to reports.
The future of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum was uncertain in 2013 when it split into two competing groups. During the election, Governor Amaechi dislodged his opponent Jonah Jang, the Governor of Plateau State.

Check out the new ink on Wizkid's arms

Wizkid who has always professed his love for Fela Anikulapo Kuti's music went further to show his love for the legend by tattooing the Ebami Eda on one of his forearms and tattoed a Lion on his other forearm.
Check out the photo below:


Pics: National Assembly members move out of Assembly complex

Ahead of the May 29th inauguration of a new administration, some lawmakers have started moving out their personal effects from their offices within the National Assembly complex. Pictures show some of their assistants helping them move. More photos after the cut...

2015-04-22



THE NIGERIAN ELECTORATE NEED TO WAKE UP
Over the years, people (myself inclusive) have associated themselves with the popular act of chanting the encomium of democracy in Nigeria. We thought it is and will be as pragmatic as the very father of it - Abraham Lincoln theorized. However, my little political arithmetic following the ups and downs of the imminent election has forced me to say NO! NO! NO!, what we practice in Nigeria is not even in the near neighborhood of democracy, talk nothing of democracy itself. My humble advice at this crucial point in time is that the chanting of such encomium should be brought to an abrupt end for it is no longer sounding melodious. This is for no other reason other than the fact that the dividends of democracy have been rendered cosmetic. The tenets, ethics and ethos of democracy have been treated with levity and reckless abandon –telling tales of “impunity in the high places”.  
Strictly speaking, if what we witnessed during this past six (6) years of Jonathan administration is what democracies all over the universe experience, then it is high time anarchy went for infant baptism or vice versa, either way will serve our purpose. Before taking you on a brief memory lane, it may interest you to know that aside the countless number of lives lost during this regime, more than nineteen thousand (19000) persons were displaced and rendered homeless – bye products of insurgency in the country. This is an administration which inter alia promised us adequate security, efficient transportation system, building of a standard refinery and so on. I would however leave it open for you to adjudge whether such promises were fulfilled, yet “Mr. president” wants to go back on a second tenure.
A questionable question at this juncture may go this way – Of what relevance is the forthcoming election to the following persons: 1. A man who lost his only child or four (4) of his children to the abduction of Chibok girls? 2. A woman who lost her husband in the Kano Market bombing? 3. A child that lost his parents in one or two of such occasions and or a family that was displaced as a result of such unrest. Such individuals abound and they are no less bonafide citizens of the country. In essence, one cannot fathom their lot until one is actually made (God forbid) to be in their shoes. Consequent upon this, it may not be a hyperbole to assert that the imminent election to them is but a fairy tale – for the government has dashed their hopes.
 I have always believed that it is a cardinal duty of government and governance to provide for security and if it falls short of that, it cannot escape culpability. These believe is however anchored on the Chapter Two of the 1999 Nigeria Constitution (2011 as amended) which provides for the Fundamental Objectives and Directive Principles of State Policy. To be precise, Section 14(2)(b) postulates that; the “security and welfare” of the people shall be the “primary” purpose of government (emphasis is mine). So, if the government fails in this aspect, then one should encounter no difficulty at all to opine in strong and lucid terms that such government has ultimately failed. Permit me therefore at this juncture to re-emphasize that MR GEJ failed us and as such, no thanks to a failed president.
On the other hand, it appears that a great many Nigerians need change. When I say change , I mean an alternative government. However, it is regrettable that we do not have a very efficacious and formidable political armada in Nigeria now in form of an opposition party. For me, I am yet to be convinced; in fact I am afraid as to whether the so called APC is a pressure group, anomic group, a band of power hungry gladiators or a political party properly so called. My fear stems from a number of variables; 1. I have plied almost all the highways of social networks – running to and fro multiples of sites in search of the ideology of this party, all to no avail. So if you have seen it, kindly forward it to me. 2. Given the fact that not less than 87% of the current members of APC defected from PDP (with the exception a microscopic minority), one may not therefore be wrong in holding that it is just a band of elitist group that has come for no reason other than to continue to masturbate themselves in the corridors of power. In view of this APC can be likened to the case of an old wine in a new wine-skin. 3. Much like what was obtainable in 1946, APC is more or less regional in practice and that being the case is capable of developing us backwards. 4. Have you bordered to look at the slogans of these two parties – PDP & APC? Then get the gist- the former uses “transformation” whereas the latter uses “change”. It is very sad that my little inquiry so far have left me with no clear difference as appertains to these two terms. Merriam Webster Online Dictionary says: TRANSFORMATION – A complete or major “change” in someone’s or something’s appearance, form etc. CHANGE- To undergo “transformation”, transition or substitution. The Word Web Dictionary/Thesaurus did not equally help matters for it defined the former as a qualitative change while the latter was defined as the process of causing transformation and neither did our very own ubiquitous Advanced Learners Dictionary Of English come to their rescue. In essence, the nuts and bolts of the above exercise is indicative of the fact that in so far as the both parties use the same slogan, then it is either that they are playing on the intelligence of the masses or that one of the parties lacks vision/mission or better still that one of the parties is the brain- child of the other.
In furtherance, a cursory look at the then administration of the current APC presidential aspirant revealed many sad events which among other things include the indiscriminate imprisonment of our illustrious sons & leaders – the likes of Ambrose Alli, Pa Adekunle Ajason, Jim Ifeanyi Nwobodo (One-time Governor, old Anambra state) and Sir. Ifeanyi Alex Ekwueme (one-time vice president of Nigeria) notable for inter alia spear heading the building of the hitherto celebrated UNN Library Complex. As if he has not done enough harm and regardless of his age, it becomes a puzzle in my mind as to what GMB is still looking for in the political scene. The same applies to GEJ because, never was bloodshed known in the annals of Nigeria history than in his tenure. Following from this, one can safely gather that in a nutshell, the imminent election can be described as a contest between a failed president and a former military dictator.
What is now the position of the electorates?
Notwithstanding the political dusts already projected into the atmosphere and which seems to have beclouded many Nigerians, I think it is incumbent here to assert that it is not arguable at any length as to whether the electorate has any special power to that effect. The precise provision of S.14(2)(a) of 1999 constitution of Nigeria as amended makes it clear that sovereignty belongs to the people from whom the government derives its power. However, the electorate unlike what should be obtained in a democratic dispensation, have thrown that right to the birds. In short, that provision is of no much importance to an average Nigeria more than is lipstick important to a man. Many factors can account for this; apathy, illiteracy, ignorance, naivety, tribalism (sectionalism), greed. A concatenation of the above points renders the average Nigerian electorate powerless otherwise, tell me the reason why some of our politicians will promise us “heaven” whereas “hell” is not even in their possession, after which they fail and still come back to convince us as to why they couldn’t bring heaven to earth, yet we will still vote them – giving them the latitude to aside looting the economy, commit more horrible fallacies.
For me, I am less perturbed about whether the president is a man from Isiukwuato LGA –Abia, a man from Oduduwa empire, an Ogbomosho man, a man from Gwoza(Borno), Anyigba(Kogi), or a man from Enugu-Ezike (Enugu) or better still a woman. Besides, there is a common denominator - government of the people, by the people and for the people. So, if we can have a visionary leader capable of rendering the dividends of democracy to the people in general, then why do we talk of zoning? Why do we still at this juncture emphasize the fons et origo (the origin) of a presidential aspirant? Why do we engage in the endless bargain of religious affiliation? All these are outside the purview of democratic requirements and should be cast into the dustbins of tribalism, sectionalism and religious cum doctrinal bias respectively. Some will stand and tell you - “the other is a Christian while the other is a Muslim”, but the question is ; what difference do that make? How does it affect the transmogrification of the battered economic/political status of the nation? After all it was not a gentile that betrayed Jesus Christ. The sum and substance of the above points to the conclusive conclusion that the electorates need to wake up to realities.
  In conclusion, No doubt, we are faced with a situation I can best describe as a dilemma for many have gone to town propagating that none of the two parties can serve our purpose at this crucial point. In so far as that fact is appreciated, then culpability cannot be on your side if you liken the situation to that of a double-edged sword. However, Nigerians are not bound to run head-straight into such dilemma, we can steer a delicate (middle) course thus; 1. We can decide to vote none of the two tough power centers, there are other contestants from other platforms and they can still make good bargain for this country. If this cannot rescue us then… 2. Must we practice a presidential system? The answer is unflinchingly in the negative, so, we can as well revert to parliamentary system in which case a COALITION GOVERNMENT will safely lead us home – GEJ becomes the “presidoo” while GMB becomes “vice” or vice versa, either way will exculpate us. 3. One of the two (APC or PDP) has to renegotiate their political imbroglio, accept the bitter outcome of tomorrow’s election and thereafter wait patiently for the year 2019. TO FELLOW NIGERIANS: Remember that in as much as that your single vote is concerned, you are to that extent a law unto yourself , therefore, vote wisely, vote prudently and remain a good citizen of the country.     As submitted by
                             IFEANYI E. UGWUANYI.